What do I need to do to get ANY kind of Web Design job?

The best thing that you can do is study examples of portfolios from people who just got a junior developer job.

Look at what kinds of projects they had.
Look at the layout.

Research is your best friend :grinning:
There are tons of examples to look at.

You can start with the forum.
Here are a couple to get you started.

Search on twitter, linkedin, github.
If they list themselves as a junior dev, take a look at their body of work.

Also, there are plenty of youtube videos and articles that talk about how to build a portfolio.

Good news is that there is tons of information to help you.
You just have to look for it. :grinning: