Um, first off, I don’t think “He’s one fry short of a Happy Meal” is a quote that goes along with your tribute. If you are trying to make a tribute to Obama as the first president of color, you may want to find a better quote. If you are trying to be sarcastic, well then I don’t know why you compliment him as the first president of color. In that quote Limbaugh is basically stating the Obama is “Nutty, Crazy, Simple, Retarded”. So, you might want to rethink your quote if you disagree.
For the radio buttons, you will want to give your ul these properties:
The text-align left makes the text align next to the radio button. Display inline-block makes the ul the dimensions of its contents. This is very useful, because then the text-align center of its parent can center the entire ul in the middle of the screen like this: